Download and read online The World s All Time Best Collection of Good Clean Jokes in PDF and EPUB A collection of jokes and riddles, including "How do you make anti-freeze? Steal her blanket"
Download and read online The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes in PDF and EPUB This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”
Download and read online The Best of the Good Clean Jokes in PDF and EPUB A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips' "Best of the Good Clean Jokes" (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained-and help them entertain others-for hours. Directions If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions. Operation A minor operation is one performed on someone else. Prodigal A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked, "Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?" A boy gave it a lot of thought and then answered, "The fatted calf." Perfect for teens on up, these crazy quips, clean jokes, and witty observations are sure to garner laughs from everyone within earshot.
Download and read online Good Clean Knock Knock Jokes for Kids in PDF and EPUB What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.
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Download and read online A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away in PDF and EPUB Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of-- absolutely hilarious anecdotes one-liners worth repeating jokes to cure what ails a person cartoons to brighten any day Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.
Download and read online Flat Out Awesome Knock Knock Jokes for Kids in PDF and EPUB Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) shares more flat-out funny knock-knock jokes in this all new crazy collection of goofy guffaws and quirky quips. Kids will have a ball using these jokes to entertain friends and family. Parents can turn off the video on car trips as kids contribute to family conversation with a good clean helping of awesome knock-knock jokes. Whether they're on the playground, sitting on a long plane ride, or just bored on a rainy afternoon, kids can use these wacky wisecracks for all sorts of fun and laughter. Always good for a laugh, Bob Phillips' Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is a fun book for the whole family.
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Download and read online The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor in PDF and EPUB Bestselling jokester Bob Phillips (more than 5.4 million books sold) and godly, goodly humor cartoonist Jonny Hawkins team up to take a lighthearted look at church, Bible characters and events, and faith in this collection that offers a bit of humor for those in the pulpit, pews, and anywhere in between. Eve: Adam, do you love me? Adam: Who else? Question: What caused Abel to feel neglected? Answer: His parents were raising Cain. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from Abel to Zacchaeus, will be a favorite resource for those who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons--or just infuse their earthly days with some good clean fun. Rerelease of The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor.
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Download and read online Super Incredible Knock Knock Jokes for Kids in PDF and EPUB Bestselling author Bob Phillips saves the day once again with another heroically humorous collection of knock-knock jokes. Kids can choose their favorite knock-knocks to liven up someone else's afternoon or just spend long family trips entertaining themselves. Perfect for bringing a smile to anyone's face, Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids will keep youngsters and their friends laughing for quite some time. Knock, knock. Who's there? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell. With so much good clean fun in hand, kids will be able to astound their parents, defeat all signs of boredom, and have a wonderful time adding a little slap-happy silliness to people's lives.
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