For This We Left Egypt

Filename: for-this-we-left-egypt.pdf
ISBN: 9781250110220
Release Date: 2017-03-07
Number of pages: 96
Author: Dave Barry
Publisher: Flatiron Books

Download and read online For This We Left Egypt in PDF and EPUB The book you hold before you is no ordinary Haggadah. If you’ve ever suffered through a Seder, you’re well aware of the fact that the entire evening can last as long as the exodus from Egypt itself. There are countless stories, dozens of blessings, and far too many handwashings while the meal turns cold. Now prepare to be entertained by another version of the book that’s responsible for this interminable tradition. With this hilarious parody Haggadah from the comedic minds of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach, good Jews everywhere will no longer have to sit (and sleep) through a lengthy and boring Seder. In For This We Left Egypt?, the authors will be take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your home by setting it on fire with a kosher blowtorch to a retelling of the Passover story starring Pharaoh Schmuck and a burning bush that sounds kind of like Morgan Freeman, set against the backdrop of the Promised Land—which turned out not to be a land of milk and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. You then eat a celebratory brisket and wrap up the whole evening by taking at least forty-five minutes to say good-bye to everyone. So gather all the Jews in your life (even the few who don’t appear to be long-suffering) and settle in for a fun way to pass the time while waiting for Elijah to show up.

Morality for Muggles

Filename: morality-for-muggles.pdf
ISBN: 1602801835
Release Date: 2011
Number of pages: 117
Author: Moshe Rosenberg
Publisher: Ktav Pub Incorporated

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Passover Haggadah

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ISBN: 9781439142257
Release Date: 2013-02-12
Number of pages: 144
Author: Elie Wiesel
Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Download and read online Passover Haggadah in PDF and EPUB A Passover Haggadah, enhanced with more than fifty original drawings, Elie Wiesel and his friend Mark Podwal invite you to join them for the Passover Seder—the most festive event of the Jewish calendar. Read each year at the Seder table, the Haggadah recounts the miraculous tale of the liberation of the Children of Israel from slavery in Egypt, with a celebration of prayer, ritual, and song. Wiesel and Podwal guide you through the Haggadah and share their understanding and faith in a special illustrated edition that will be treasured for years to come. Accompanying the traditional Haggadah text (which appears here in an accessible new translation) are Elie Wiesel's poetic interpretations, reminiscences, and instructive retellings of ancient legends. The Nobel laureate interweaves past and present as the symbolism of the Seder is explored. Wiesel's commentaries may be read aloud in their entirety or selected passages may be read each year to illuminate the timeless message of this beloved book of redemption.

Harry Potter and Torah

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ISBN: 1847532373
Release Date: 2007-03-01
Number of pages: 199
Author: Dov Krulwich

Download and read online Harry Potter and Torah in PDF and EPUB DO YOU KNOW that there are Jewish perspectives on mudbloods, owl post, ghosts, magic wands, the rights of magical creatures, and avada kedavra? HARRY POTTER AND TORAH combs Jewish literature for explanations of these and other themes from the Harry Potter series. Based fully on traditional Jewish teachings, from Talmud and Midrash to Jewish Law and the Chassidic masters, HARRY POTTER AND TORAH will touch the souls of Harry Potter fans, fans of other magic and fantasy, and anyone curious what Judaism says about esoteric themes. See for more details and information about the book.

A Muggle s Guide to the Wizarding World

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ISBN: 155022655X
Release Date: 2004
Number of pages: 466
Author: Fionna Boyle
Publisher: E C W Press

Download and read online A Muggle s Guide to the Wizarding World in PDF and EPUB Presents a comprehensive guide to the characters, locations, creatures, symbolism, and mythology contained in the Harry Potter series, which includes all five books.

The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook

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ISBN: 9781440508523
Release Date: 2010-08-18
Number of pages: 256
Author: Dinah Bucholz
Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Download and read online The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook in PDF and EPUB Bangers and mash with Harry, Ron, and Hermione in the Hogwarts dining hall. A proper cuppa tea and rock cakes in Hagrid's hut. Cauldron cakes and pumpkin juice on the Hogwarts Express. With this cookbook, dining a la Hogwarts is as easy as Banoffi Pie! With more than 150 easy-to-make recipes, tips, and techniques, you can indulge in spellbindingly delicious meals drawn straight from the pages of your favorite Potter stories, such as: Treacle Tart--Harry's favorite dessert Molly's Meat Pies--Mrs. Weasley's classic dish Kreacher's French Onion Soup Pumpkin Pasties--a staple on the Hogwarts Express cart With a dash of magic and a drop of creativity, you'll conjure up the entrees, desserts, snacks, and drinks you need to transform ordinary Muggle meals into magical culinary masterpieces, sure make even Mrs. Weasley proud!

The Origins of the Seder

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ISBN: 0520058739
Release Date: 1986
Number of pages: 188
Author: Baruch M. Bokser
Publisher: Univ of California Press

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The Bronfman Haggadah

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ISBN: 0847839680
Release Date: 2013-02-12
Number of pages: 127
Author: Edgar M. Bronfman

Download and read online The Bronfman Haggadah in PDF and EPUB The Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient presents a contemporary Haggadah designed to promote Jewish pride and honor the traditional commandment to retell the Exodus story, interweaving quotes by famous and lesser-known writers while offering sumptuous watercolor renderings of iconic events and sacred objects.

The Lovell Haggadah

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105132901591
Release Date: 2008
Number of pages: 226
Publisher: Schechter Inst of Jewish Studies

Download and read online The Lovell Haggadah in PDF and EPUB The Lovell Haggadah, infused with vibrant artwork and lively discussion questions and activities, represents the culmination of a seven-year journey of Jewish learning and art. Comprehensive Hebrew text and contemporary egalitarian translation by author and illustrator Rabbi Matthew L. Berkowitz, make this haggadah accessible and inviting. The Lovell Haggadah will make you want to continue your seder far into the night!

The Baseball Haggadah

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ISBN: 0692355510
Release Date: 2015-02-12
Number of pages: 56
Author: Sharon G. Forman

Download and read online The Baseball Haggadah in PDF and EPUB Why is this night different from all other nights of the year; and what does the game of baseball have to do with the Festival of Passover and the seder? Incorporating images and language from another springtime ritual, this baseball themed Passover Haggadah retells the story of the Israelites' Exodus from slavery in Egypt with faithfulness to the contours of a traditional seder. By holding up the Exodus next to the concept of a beloved national pastime, connections are made that cast light on the Passover story in new and unexpected patterns. This enchanting Haggadah with its vivid illustrations will capture the imagination of seder participants of all ages (from little leaguers to adults). By infusing an old ritual with thought provoking readings and new insights, this Haggadah may stand alone as the sole text at a religious school model seder or can be used as a supplementary Haggadah in traditional or liberal homes. Values taught at the seder, such as love of freedom, kindness to strangers, and concern for others, are celebrated in this user friendly text with particular sensitivity to gender equality and transliteration for non-Hebrew readers. With Moses as the team captain for the Israelites and Pharaoh heading up the Taskmasters, the lineups struggle for dominance. God throws the ultimate "splitter," making way for the Israelites to cross the Sea of Reeds. Each participant takes a turn up at bat as a reader. There is a 7th Inning Stretch, during which the children can go to the door to search for and welcome the presence of Elijah. Ultimately, there is praise and joy and celebration. Freedom has been won. The Israelites, have made it safely home, and springtime is renewed on a field of green.

The Family and Frog Haggadah

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ISBN: 0874419379
Release Date: 2017-02-01
Number of pages:
Author: Ronald H. Isaacs
Publisher: Behrman House Publishing

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A night to remember

Filename: a-night-to-remember.pdf
ISBN: UVA:X030477209
Release Date: 2007-02-16
Number of pages: 149
Author: Mishael Zion
Publisher: Haggadaus R Us

Download and read online A night to remember in PDF and EPUB An all new haggadah from the creators of A Different Night. A full traditional haggadah with much commentary and art. Commentators are not just rabbis, but novelists, poets, scholars, and political figures from recent times. Emphases include social conscience, Israel, women's issues. Comes with Seder Planner to help a seder leader plan his/her own path through the seder.

Pop Haggadah

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ISBN: 0992163706
Release Date: 2014-01-01
Number of pages: 156
Author: Melissa Berg

Download and read online Pop Haggadah in PDF and EPUB Bring new excitement to your seder. With the four sons represented as puzzle pieces and the plagues jumping from page to page, this Haggadah will make a traditional orthodox seder more lively and enjoyable. All the commentary is in the illustrations so you can get right to the point in a Haggadah that is both innovative and inspiring.

New American Haggadah

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ISBN: 0316069868
Release Date: 2012-03-05
Number of pages: 160
Author: Jonathan Safran Foer
Publisher: Little, Brown

Download and read online New American Haggadah in PDF and EPUB Read each year around the seder table, the Haggadah recounts through prayer, song, and ritual the extraordinary story of Exodus, when Moses led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt to wander the desert for forty years before reaching the Promised Land. Now, Jonathan Safran Foer has orchestrated a new way of experiencing and understanding one of our oldest, most timeless, and sacred stories, with a new translation of the traditional text by Nathan Englander and provocative commentary by major Jewish writers and thinkers Jeffrey Goldberg, Lemony Snicket, Rebecca Newberger Goldstein, and Nathaniel Deutsch. Ravishingly designed and illustrated by the acclaimed Israeli artist and calligrapher Oded Ezer, New American Haggadah is an utterly unique and absorbing prayer book, the first of its kind, that brings together some of the preeminent voices of our time.

The Unofficial Hogwarts Haggadah

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ISBN: 0998815101
Release Date: 2017-03-15
Number of pages:
Author: Moshe Rosenberg

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