The 7 Rabbits of Highly Pathetic People

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ISBN: 1533020701
Release Date: 2017-02-06
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Download and read online The 7 Rabbits of Highly Pathetic People in PDF and EPUB Before there was a canon of literature celebrating sloth, including "The Underachiever's Manifesto" and "The Abide Guide: Living Like Lebowski," there was "7 Rabbits of Highly Pathetic People." Because the author so absolutely embraced the principles contained in his guide, it would take 20 years for all 3200 of its words to be arduously retyped from a crumpled manuscript stained by Krispy Kreme donuts. Further tribute to the author as originator of the genre, this delay would culminate in his failing to directly inspire would-be disciples like Tom Hodgkinson of "How to be Idle: A Loafer's Manifesto" fame. Irregardless, Buzz Avram's teachings are as prescient today as they were in 1996. Sure, we can look back now and appreciate what Stephen Colbert would call the "truthiness" of such "Rabbits" maxims as "begin with the end in mind and forget it quickly" and "think lose/lose." But mind you, Avram was very much challenging the status quo in his day, albeit very unassertively. "7 Habits of Highly Effective People," which has since sold more than 25 million copies, was already seven years in print. The man in the White House was sleeping 4-6 hours a night, yet still habitually jogging in the morning. Computer scientists were programming a computer to beat a champion chess player. It was a time of unprecedented "overachievement." Needless to say, Avram was a thinker at odds with the zeitgeist, not to mention a longstanding American ethos that values hard work. This is not to say, however, Avram's discursive on achieving pitifulness, was oblivious to history, literature, or pop culture. Au contraire. Avram draws original conclusions from passages about the March Hare in Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland" as readily as he waxes poetic about the Energizer Bunny. Peter Rabbit, Br'er Rabbit, and the Easter Bunny all also loom large in this volume, as illustrations of points surely never intended by their creators. Speaking of illustrations, the original Word Perfect clip art in Avram's manuscript adorns the pages herein. To communicate a central point that "soft and furry on the outside, there's nothing much inside" of the rabbit, the illustrations are stark. It was also easier and cheaper-as Avram would surely argue if he had the energy-to distort, contort, and manipulate the same .gif to fill white space between his astoundingly short chapters. And lest we paint Avram's artwork with too broad a brush, readers will surely be haunted by the author's approximation of a Rorschach test in the overview for those aspiring to be "highly pathetic." It is here that Avram went to the trouble of coloring the eyes and ears of his muse. True, Avram encourages his readers to be "militantly inactive," "resume the business of doing nothing in particular," and to "keep that mind closed," which may argue for putting his book-and any other, frankly-down prior to completion. But again, this is what makes Avram unique or, perhaps, unintendedly ironic. He is too "sedentary" and "semipathetic," in his words, to be concerned about "page-turning" and number of copies sold. Nonetheless, for those who do make it to "Rabbit 7" there is the "highest level of patheticness" to be well as a mantra to recite that is utterly unpronounceable. -Buzz Avram, Jr.

Beyond the Pellet

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ISBN: 1493654055
Release Date: 2013-11
Number of pages: 100
Author: Boyd Craven Jr
Publisher: CreateSpace

Download and read online Beyond the Pellet in PDF and EPUB Whether you have pet rabbits, show rabbits, fiber rabbits or a small meat rabbit herd, you already know how expensive feed prices are getting. This book will pay for itself many times over in feed savings alone. It will also enable you to go confidently into a natural feeding program, bettering your rabbit's health and happiness. In Volume 1 of The Urban Rabbit Project series "Backyard Meat Rabbits" I wrote for the beginner's benefit about why to raise rabbits, planning for rabbits and introduced an educational community. In Volume 2, I am joined by a gentleman with over 30 years of knowledge and experience in feeding rabbits naturally. Mr. Rick Worden, owner of Rise And Shine Rabbitry and will share with us his take on going Beyond The Pellet. Like myself, Rick has worked extensively at moving away from commercial feed and towards natural feed for our rabbits. We write this together, aimed at a more advanced audience of Rabbiteers looking to take control of what their rabbits eat, what their feed costs are and ultimately what they eat.

Delphi Complete Peter Rabbit Tales Illustrated

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ISBN: 9781909496880
Release Date: 2013-11-17
Number of pages: 3491
Author: Beatrix Potter
Publisher: Delphi Classics

Download and read online Delphi Complete Peter Rabbit Tales Illustrated in PDF and EPUB The beloved author and illustrator Beatrix Potter’s tales have delighted and charmed readers across the world since the first publication of ‘The Tale of Peter Rabbit’ in 1902. Potter’s imaginative children’s books are now celebrated for their detailed depiction of animals and evocative portrayal of the British landscape and country life. This comprehensive eBook presents the most complete collection possible in the US, with all except one of the published tales, as well as numerous contextual illustrations, informative introductions and the usual Delphi bonus material. (Version 1) * Beautifully illustrated with images relating to Potter's life and works * Concise introductions to the tales and other texts * 22 tales, with large stunning color images * Images of how the books were first printed, giving your eReader a taste of the original texts * Excellent formatting of the texts * All the works are fully illustrated with their original artwork * Scholarly ordering of texts into chronological order Please note: THE TALE OF LITTLE PIG ROBINSON and Potter’s other later fiction cannot appear in this collection due to copyright restrictions. Once new texts enter the US public domain, they will be added to the collection as a free update. Please visit to browse through our range of exciting titles CONTENTS: The Twenty-Three Tales THE TALE OF PETER RABBIT THE TALE OF SQUIRREL NUTKIN THE TAILOR OF GLOUCESTER THE TALE OF BENJAMIN BUNNY THE TALE OF TWO BAD MICE THE TALE OF MRS. TIGGY-WINKLE THE TALE OF THE PIE AND THE PATTY-PAN THE TALE OF MR. JEREMY FISHER THE STORY OF A FIERCE BAD RABBIT THE STORY OF MISS MOPPET THE TALE OF TOM KITTEN THE TALE OF JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK THE TALE OF SAMUEL WHISKERS OR, THE ROLY-POLY PUDDING THE TALE OF THE FLOPSY BUNNIES THE TALE OF GINGER AND PICKLES THE TALE OF MRS. TITTLEMOUSE THE TALE OF TIMMY TIPTOES THE TALE OF MR. TOD THE TALE OF PIGLING BLAND APPLEY DAPPLY’S NURSERY RHYMES THE TALE OF JOHNNY TOWN-MOUSE CECILY PARSLEY’S NURSERY RHYMES Please visit to browse through our range of exciting titles

Country Life

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ISBN: UOM:39015024494521
Release Date: 1908
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ISBN: NYPL:33433000193072
Release Date: 1913
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Men s wear semi monthly

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ISBN: NYPL:33433069061715
Release Date: 1905
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The Publishers Weekly

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ISBN: UCAL:B4172270
Release Date: 1911
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The Critic

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105026467881
Release Date: 1888
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Of Mice and Men

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ISBN: 1440633908
Release Date: 1993-09-01
Number of pages: 112
Author: John Steinbeck
Publisher: Penguin

Download and read online Of Mice and Men in PDF and EPUB A controversial tale of friendship and tragedy during the Great Depression Over seventy-five years since its first publication, Steinbeck’s tale of commitment, loneliness, hope, and loss remains one of America’s most widely read and taught novels. An unlikely pair, George and Lennie, two migrant workers in California during the Great Depression, grasp for their American Dream. They hustle work when they can, living a hand-to-mouth existence. For George and Lennie have a plan: to own an acre of land and a shack they can call their own. When they land jobs on a ranch in the Salinas Valley, the fulfillment of their dream seems to be within their grasp. But even George cannot guard Lennie from the provocations, nor predict the consequences of Lennie's unswerving obedience to the things George taught him. Of Mice and Men represents an experiment in form, which Steinbeck described as “a kind of playable novel, written in a novel form but so scened and set that it can be played as it stands.” A rarity in American letters, it achieved remarkable success as a novel, a Broadway play, and three acclaimed films. This edition features an introduction by Susan Shillinglaw, one of today’s leading Steinbeck scholars. For more than seventy years, Penguin has been the leading publisher of classic literature in the English-speaking world. With more than 1,700 titles, Penguin Classics represents a global bookshelf of the best works throughout history and across genres and disciplines. Readers trust the series to provide authoritative texts enhanced by introductions and notes by distinguished scholars and contemporary authors, as well as up-to-date translations by award-winning translators. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Media Review Digest

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105024579984
Release Date: 1987
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Junior Libraries

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ISBN: STANFORD:36105007916971
Release Date: 1959
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The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival

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ISBN: 9780758291905
Release Date: 2012-09-25
Number of pages: 320
Author: Ken Wheaton
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

Download and read online The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival in PDF and EPUB Welcome to Grand Prairie, Louisiana—land of confounding accents, hard-drinking senior citizens, and charming sinners—brought to hilarious life in a bracing, heartfelt debut novel simmering with Cajun spice. . . Father Steve Sibille has come home to the bayou to take charge of St. Pete's church. Among his challenges are teenybopper altar girls, insomnia-curing confessions, and alarmingly alluring congregant Vicky Carrier. Then there's Miss Rita, an irrepressible centenarian with a taste for whiskey, cracklins, and sticking her nose in other people's business. When an outsider threatens to poach Father Steve's flock, Miss Rita suggests he fight back by staging an event that will keep St. Pete's parishioners loyal forever. As The First Annual Grand Prairie Rabbit Festival draws near, help comes from the strangest places. And while the road to the festival may be paved with good intentions—not to mention bake sales, an elephant, and the most bizarre cook-out ever—where it will lead is anyone's guess. . . "A sparkling debut." --Luis Alberto Urrea, author of Queen of America "Delightful. . ..Wheaton writes with an infectious energy, and his affection for the characters and culture is authentic." --Publishers Weekly

New Mexico Magazine

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ISBN: UOM:39015082319842
Release Date: 1968
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