SpongeBob s Good Clean Fun

Filename: spongebob-s-good-clean-fun.pdf
ISBN: 0740753436
Release Date: 2005-10-01
Number of pages: 32
Author: Nickelodeon
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online SpongeBob s Good Clean Fun in PDF and EPUB Who better to show you how to maximize bath time than a guy named SpongeBob? The star of Nickelodeon's hit cartoon comes clean with his tried-and-true secrets to maxin' and relaxin' in the tub. This kit contains a 32-page booklet, Bikini Bottom bath salts, body scrub, and SpongeBob tub decals. Nothing slippery about it: This one's a splash! Nickelodeon, SpongeBob SquarePants, and all related titles, logos, and characters are trademarks of Viacom International, Inc.

Good Clean Fun

Filename: good-clean-fun.pdf
ISBN: 9781101985984
Release Date: 2016-10-18
Number of pages: 352
Author: Nick Offerman
Publisher: Penguin

Download and read online Good Clean Fun in PDF and EPUB After two New York Times bestsellers, Nick Offerman returns with the subject for which he's known best—his incredible real-life woodshop. Nestled among the glitz and glitter of Tinseltown is a testament to American elbow grease and an honest-to-god hard day’s work: Offerman Woodshop. Captained by hirsute woodworker, actor, comedian, and writer Nick Offerman, the shop produces not only fine handcrafted furniture, but also fun stuff—kazoos, baseball bats, ukuleles, mustache combs, even cedar-strip canoes. Now Nick and his ragtag crew of champions want to share their experience of working at the Woodshop, tell you all about their passion for the discipline of woodworking, and teach you how to make a handful of their most popular projects along the way. This book takes readers behind the scenes of the woodshop, both inspiring and teaching them to make their own projects and besotting them with the infectious spirit behind the shop and its complement of dusty wood-elves. In these pages you will find a variety of projects for every skill level, with personal, easy-to-follow instructions by the OWS woodworkers themselves; and, what’s more, this tutelage is augmented by mouth-watering color photos (Nick calls it "wood porn"). You will also find writings by Nick, offering recipes for both comestibles and mirth, humorous essays, odes to his own woodworking heroes, insights into the ethos of woodworking in modern America, and other assorted tomfoolery. Whether you’ve been working in your own shop for years, or if holding this stack of compressed wood pulp is as close as you’ve ever come to milling lumber, or even if you just love Nick Offerman’s brand of bucolic yet worldly wisdom, you’ll find Good Clean Fun full of useful, illuminating, and entertaining information. From the Hardcover edition.

Behold No Cavities

Filename: behold-no-cavities.pdf
ISBN: 9781416935667
Release Date: 2007-07-24
Number of pages: 24
Author: Sarah Willson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Download and read online Behold No Cavities in PDF and EPUB When SpongeBob learns that Patrick has never brushed his teeth or seen a dentist, he takes him along to his semiannual dentist appointment.

SpongeBob s Kitchen Mission Cookbook

Filename: spongebob-s-kitchen-mission-cookbook.pdf
ISBN: 047063944X
Release Date: 2011-10-11
Number of pages: 128
Author: Nickelodeon
Publisher: Wiley

Download and read online SpongeBob s Kitchen Mission Cookbook in PDF and EPUB Are you ready, kids? SpongeBob and friends teach you to make awesome (and healthy!) recipes! SpongeBob has been a beloved character on commercial television for more than 10 years. Now, little ones ages 7 to 9 can learn to cook with SpongeBob and friends through their wacky adventures as they battle for the supreme dish in Bikini Bottom. Which recipe will win? Packed with more than 50 clever and engaging recipes to get kids active in the kitchen, the book offers nutritious and delicious ideas for everything from breakfast to snacks to dinner, and even some tasty treats for dessert. Each recipe contains tons of colorful illustrations and wacky, good-natured humor while teaching kids to measure, stir, shape and decorate everything from Neptune Nachos to Pirate Chips and Bubble Tea. These simple, delicious recipes emphasize the healthful ingredients children need—fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains, and low-fat dairy and include a range of dishes for even the pickiest palates. The book includes: Presents more than 50 recipes, with plenty of great ideas for easy variations and fun, edible projects Special features highlight teachable moments in the kitchen, from learning about pasta shapes to making homemade pickles Features colorful illustrations of SpongeBob and friends throughout Includes icons that indicate each recipe's difficulty level, so parents can pick the recipes most appropriate for their kids For parents who want to make sure their kids are eating right and helping out in the kitchen, this is the perfect kid-friendly cookbook.

Books in Print 2009 2010

Filename: books-in-print-2009-2010.pdf
ISBN: 0835250164
Release Date: 2009
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Filename: gumption.pdf
ISBN: 9780698194441
Release Date: 2015-05-26
Number of pages: 336
Author: Nick Offerman
Publisher: Penguin

Download and read online Gumption in PDF and EPUB The star of Parks and Recreation and author of the New York Times bestseller Paddle Your Own Canoe returns with a second book that humorously highlights twenty-one figures from our nation’s history, from her inception to present day—Nick’s personal pantheon of “great Americans.” To millions of people, Nick Offerman is America. Both Nick and his character, Ron Swanson, are known for their humor and patriotism in equal measure. After the great success of his autobiography, Paddle Your Own Canoe, Offerman now focuses on the lives of those who inspired him. From George Washington to Willie Nelson, he describes twenty-one heroic figures and why they inspire in him such great meaning. He combines both serious history with light-hearted humor—comparing, say, Benjamin Franklin’s abstinence from daytime drinking to his own sage refusal to join his construction crew in getting plastered on the way to work. The subject matter also allows Offerman to expound upon his favorite topics, which readers love to hear—areas such as religion, politics, woodworking and handcrafting, agriculture, creativity, philosophy, fashion, and, of course, meat. From the Hardcover edition.

The Queer Art of Failure

Filename: the-queer-art-of-failure.pdf
ISBN: 9780822350453
Release Date: 2011-09-19
Number of pages: 211
Author: Judith Halberstam
Publisher: Duke University Press

Download and read online The Queer Art of Failure in PDF and EPUB The Queer Art of Failure is about finding alternatives - to conventional understandings of success in a heteronormative, capitalist society; to academic disciplines that confirm what is already known according to approved methods of knowing; and to cultural criticism that has extensively theorized hegemony but paid little attention to counter-hegemony. Judith Halberstam proposes "low theory" as a means of recovering ways of being and forms of knowledge not legitimized by existing systems and institutions. Low theory is derived from eccentric archives. It runs the risk of not being taken seriously. It entails a willingness to fail and to lose one's way. Tacking back and forth between high theory and low theory, high culture and low culture, Halberstam looks for the unexpected and subversive in popular culture, avant-garde performance, and queer art. She pays particular attention to animated children's films, contending that new forms of animation, especially CGI, have generated narratives filled with unexpected encounters between the childish, the transformative, and the queer. Dismantling contemporary logics of success, Halberstam demonstrates that failure sometimes offers more creative, cooperative, and surprising ways of being in the world.

Nintendo Power

Filename: nintendo-power.pdf
ISBN: PSU:000055092357
Release Date: 2006
Number of pages:

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Computer Arts

Filename: computer-arts.pdf
ISBN: UOM:39015064345674
Release Date: 2005
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Paddle Your Own Canoe

Filename: paddle-your-own-canoe.pdf
ISBN: 9780698138322
Release Date: 2013-10-01
Number of pages: 352
Author: Nick Offerman
Publisher: Penguin

Download and read online Paddle Your Own Canoe in PDF and EPUB When it comes to growing a robust mustache, masticating red meat, building a chair, or wooing a woman, who better to educate you than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in carpentry, Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood (born, literally, in the middle of an Illinois cornfield) to his theater days in Chicago to the, frankly, magnificent seduction of his wife, Megan Mullally. Offerman also shares his hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, styles, and religion, and invaluable advice on getting the utmost pleasure out of woodworking, assorted meats, outdoor recreations, and other palatable entrees.

Television Guide

Filename: television-guide.pdf
ISBN: IND:30000107289278
Release Date: 2007-01
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TV guide

Filename: tv-guide.pdf
ISBN: IND:30000100394950
Release Date: 2005
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The Children s Buyer s Guide

Filename: the-children-s-buyer-s-guide.pdf
ISBN: IND:30000100694987
Release Date: 2005
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SpongeBob Goes Green

Filename: spongebob-goes-green.pdf
ISBN: 1416949852
Release Date: 2009-01-06
Number of pages: 24
Author: Molly Reisner
Publisher: Simon Spotlight/Nickelodeon

Download and read online SpongeBob Goes Green in PDF and EPUB SpongeBob celebrates the Earth with an eco-friendly 8 x 8 story! Includes easy green tips for kids! Right in time for Earth Day (April 22, 2009), SpongeBob is going green in this original, environment-friendly story packed with green goodness! When Mr. Krabs decides to open a pool outside the Krusty Krab to make some extra clams, he puts SpongeBob in charge of pool duty. But the weather doesn't seem to be cooperating, and it's still too cold to tempt people into swimming. So....SpongeBob decides to speed up the warm weather by pumping carbon dioxide into the environment. Little does SpongeBob know, he's messing with Mother Nature in a big way and bringing Global Warming on Bikini Bottom! Soon it's sweltering hot, and everyone has to pack up and move. Can SpongeBob reverse Global Warming and save the Bikini Bottom environment? Will he learn his lesson and start respecting Mother Nature? Find out in this green-themed 8 x 8! This book will be printed on 100% post-consumer waste recycled paper with soy ink. The paper is FSC certified. FSC certified paper is paper that's certified by the Forest Stewardship Council-- a non-profit organization devoted to making sure that paper comes from forests that are well managed, maintained, replenished, and where soil and waterways are protected.


Filename: jokelopedia.pdf
ISBN: 0761142088
Release Date: 2006
Number of pages: 278
Author: Ilana Weitzman
Publisher: Workman Publishing

Download and read online Jokelopedia in PDF and EPUB Presents a compendium of jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and puns for any occasion, and includes brief blurbs about comedians and successful comedic shows.