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Download and read online Lizard Tales in PDF and EPUB Synopsis: It's springtime in Louisiana and all the lizards are coming out to play! Sunshine and fun is what Lizzie Lizard wants and she is determined to find it no matter how far she has to go. ---- Little Lizzie is a very curious little girl lizard. Although her strong, handsome Papa and her wise Mama have cautioned her to stay close, she decides to explore beyond the family territory. Just this once is what Lizzie thinks and when she does, she finds out just why her parents set the limits they do. Danger lurks where Lizzie strays, and she learns that not listening to what's best can cause all kinds of problems!---- About the Author: Rosemary Smith writes a sweet, simple tale that children will adore. Not only does it carry an important message, but this imaginative story is sure to pique your child's interest and become one of their most treasured books. Smith is a writer, retired realtor, entrepreneur and multi-media technician. She has recently finished the sequels to Lizzie's adventures and is currently writing another children's book. Smith and her husband live in the heart of Cajun country in Lafayette, Louisiana.---- Publisher's website: http: //www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/LizardTales-LizzieWalksOnTheWildSide.html ----
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Download and read online Tin Lizard Tales in PDF and EPUB Retired fire chief Schuyler Wallace describes and comments on the people and places he sees, sometimes critically, sometimes comically, while traveling by railroad with his wife, Carol, through the United States and Canada.
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Download and read online Ananse and the Lizard in PDF and EPUB Ananse the spider thinks he will marry the daughter of the village chief, but instead he is outsmarted by Lizard.
Download and read online The King s Lizard in PDF and EPUB It’s 1782 in New Mexico and slavers are operating ruthlessly throughout the colony. Apaches and Comanches battle with Spanish militias to protect their homelands. Governor Anza, at his wits’ end, commandeers the help of Nando, a naïve but wily young half-breed, embedding him in his network of spies. Fast-paced and true to the realities of the time, The King’s Lizard catapults the reader into the fierce and demanding life of colonial Santa Fe. Did you ever wish you could roam the American west in early days? See the land as it once was and experience life on a frontier that is gone forever? Pamela Christie, an award-winning author of the historic Southwest, has created a mystery series set in old Santa Fe when Spain has already occupied New Mexico for almost 200 years. In The King’s Lizard, the first of the Lizard Tales, the reader rides with Nando Aguilar, a young man with a light heart and a pleasingly competent hand. Lost between the culture of his Ute mother who is a slave, and his upper class Spanish father, Nando struggles to find himself, discovers love and gains stature as a member of Governor Anza’s spy network
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Download and read online ACHOMAWI AND ATSUGEWI MYTHS AND TALES in PDF and EPUB Ask anyone anywhere in the world to name an American Indian tribe and the names Apache or Cheyenne would readily be offered. We have Hollywood to thanks for this. But ask where in the world the Achomawi or the Atsugewi can be found and you will most likely be given blank stares - unless of course if you are a resident of northern California, northern Nevada or maybe south Oregon. In this volume you will find 17 tales of the search for fire, the Creation Myth, the Making of Daylight, Loon Woman, Hawk Man, Pine Marten and the Bead Sisters and more. Both tribes form part of the Shastan stock, of which the Shasta are perhaps the best-known members. THE myths and tales in this volume were secured during the summers of 1900 and 1903 by Roland B. Dixon, while engaged in work among the tribes of northeastern California for the Huntington Expedition of the American Museum of Natural History. Some were secured in text, but nearly half were obtained only in brief form in English. The last myths were gathered by Jeremiah Curtain from the Atsugewi, or Hat Creek Indians, the remainder from the Achomawi or Pit River tribe. So pick up a copy and settle down in a comfy armchair and explore the folklore, myths and legends of these relatively unknown American Indian tribes. 33% of the net from the sale of this book is donated to the American Indian Education Fund. YESTERDAY'S BOOKS for TOMORROW'S EDUCATIONS A Social Enterprise Project
Download and read online Twisted Tales in PDF and EPUB "Six hilarious stories which will change your opinion of fairy tales forever! Quirky, funny, and full of rhyming, alliteration and word play that will captivate beginner readers, Twisted Tales is a collection of stories that will delight parents and children alike. A kind and friendly but very hungry wolf, a lizard who is horrified to be turned into a footman (whatever that is), a grumpy princess who can't sleep, a slightly deaf king, a witch who runs the Happy Healthy Holiday Home, and a cow whose poop turn out to be magic after all . . . Told by the so-called villains, innocent bystanders and other victims of fairy tale crime, these stories have to be read to be appreciated!"
Download and read online Myths and Tales of the Southeastern Indians in PDF and EPUB First published in 1929, John R. Swanton’s Myths and Tales of the Southeastern Indians is a classic of American Indian folklore. During the years 1908-1914 Swanton gathered the myths and legends of the descendants of Muckhogean-speaking peoples living in Texas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma, and in this volume he preserved more than three hundred tales of the Creek, Hitchiti, Alabama, Koasati, and Natchez Indians. Myths and Tales of the Southeastern Indians stands as the largest collection of Muskhogean oral traditions ever published. Included are stores on the origin of corn and tobacco, the deeds of ancient native heroes, visits to the world of the dead, and encounters between people and animals or supernatural beings in animal form. Animal tales abound, especially those on the southeastern trickster Rabbit.
Download and read online Snake and Lizard in PDF and EPUB Snake and Lizard are a lovable, foolish pair, always arguing, embarking on unlikely enterprises and telling one another hotly contested tales - none of which behaviour lessens their affection for one another. A series of stories about friendship for children. Awards: Winner NEW ZEALAND POST BOOK OF THE YEAR 2008; Winner Junior Fiction Category in The New Zealand Post Children's and Young Adult awards; Storylines Notable New Zealand Junior Fiction 2008 award; LIANZA Merit Award; White Raven ; US School Library Journal starred review; North Dakota Library Association Flicker Tale Children's Book Award
Download and read online Lizards in PDF and EPUB This book provides an overview of the diversity of lizards and their major adaptive features. The authors discuss the latest research findings and provide new hypotheses about lizard diversity.
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