Knock Knock How to Traumatize Your Children

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ISBN: 1601063091
Release Date: 2011-05-01
Number of pages: 144
Author: Knock Knock (Firm)
Publisher: Knock Knock

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How to Traumatize Your Children

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ISBN: 1601060386
Release Date: 2007-10
Number of pages: 191
Author: Knock Knock

Download and read online How to Traumatize Your Children in PDF and EPUB While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance in doing so deliberately and effectively. Don't leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions--whether you want to traumatize your children with the same techniques your parents used or you prefer to choose an entirely new approach, this book will show you the way!

Experimenting with Babies

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ISBN: 9781101599693
Release Date: 2013-10-01
Number of pages: 224
Author: Shaun Gallagher
Publisher: Penguin

Download and read online Experimenting with Babies in PDF and EPUB Babies can be a joy—and hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit! This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral development—using your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skills—everything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong. Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your baby’s eyes—and discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.

Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation

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ISBN: 9780061939686
Release Date: 2009-10-06
Number of pages: 256
Author: Elizabeth Beckwith
Publisher: Harper Collins

Download and read online Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation in PDF and EPUB Popular actress and stand-up comedienne Elizabeth Beckwith gives us the parenting guide to end all parenting guides: Raising the Perfect Child through Guilt and Manipulation. A frequent guest on The Late, Late Show and one of seven comics featured in the Time magazine article, “Funny: The Next Generation,” Beckwith now puts forth a hilarious new parenting philosophy that would shock Dr. Spock and traumatize T. Berry Brazelton. Raising the Perfect Child through Guilt and Manipulation is a riotously irreverent take on contemporary child rearing.

How to Ruin Your Child in 7 Easy Steps

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ISBN: 9781434709325
Release Date: 2015-06-01
Number of pages: 224
Author: Patrick Quinn
Publisher: David C Cook

Download and read online How to Ruin Your Child in 7 Easy Steps in PDF and EPUB In a world where parenting advice shifts faster than fashion trends, this “how not-to parent” resource takes a fresh look at how the Seven Deadly Sins are the root of most modern parenting problems. Through humorous stories and practical biblical wisdom, Patrick Quinn and Ken Roach show how well-meaning parents can ruin their children’s lives in seven easy steps (wrath, greed, envy, lust, sloth, gluttony, and pride). Quinn and Roach then offer a fresh counter-approach—laying a seven-fold foundation for lasting significance so parents can help rescue their children’s heart ... and future.

Parenting Is Easy

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ISBN: 9780761187134
Release Date: 2015-10-06
Number of pages: 176
Author: Sara Given
Publisher: Workman Publishing

Download and read online Parenting Is Easy in PDF and EPUB Imagine a world where pregnant women are always upbeat and glowing, newborns sleep on cue, toddlers love to have their teeth brushed, and teenagers gaze adoringly at their parents. Impossible, you say? Not according to advertisers who flood the web with stock photos of perfect parents and children. They’d have you believe that parenting is a piece of cake, and every significant moment of family life takes place on a spotless white couch. So when Sara Given, a real mother of a real toddler, saw a picture of a radiant new mother in a cute little sundress breastfeeding her newborn in the middle of a golf course, she finally had enough. She launched a Tumblr, which is now visited by tens of thousands of new parents looking for a daily pick-me-up. Because what better way is there to deal with the stress and strain of being a new parent than laughter? The perfect gift of cheer and solidarity, Parenting Is Easy exploits the disconnect between these preposterous photos and what happens in real life, and makes every reader laugh out loud—and feel better, too, because we’re in on the joke.

Sh tty Mum

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ISBN: 9781444755213
Release Date: 2012-09-13
Number of pages: 224
Author: Mary Ann Zoellner
Publisher: Hachette UK

Download and read online Sh tty Mum in PDF and EPUB Children. They want everything and they want it now. They don't care about killing your sex life or the way they add six inches to the length of your breasts, and they sure as hell don't give a sh*t that you only slept four hours last night. Any person, physical need or dream that takes you away from them for even five seconds is their natural enemy and must be crushed with loud, endless cries. This book is about how to survive babies, and what they grow into: children. It's about shortcuts and parenting with 40% effort. You'll learn how to ignore, avoid, threaten and lie in easy-to-skim-while-locked-in-the-bathroom mini-chapters, plus valuable 'How to Fake it' tips to help you through those days when there isn't enough sh*tty advice in the world. We get you. We get your little dictators. And we can help.

All My Friends Are Dead

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ISBN: 9781452135380
Release Date: 2013-10-01
Number of pages: 96
Author: Avery Monsen
Publisher: Chronicle Books

Download and read online All My Friends Are Dead in PDF and EPUB If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

All My Friends Are Still Dead

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ISBN: 9781452114040
Release Date: 2012-02-24
Number of pages: 108
Author: Jory John
Publisher: Chronicle Books

Download and read online All My Friends Are Still Dead in PDF and EPUB From the authors of the breakout best seller All my friends are dead comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the humorous existential ruminations of people, animals, legendary monsters, and inanimate objects.

How to Swear Around the World

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ISBN: 9781452121833
Release Date: 2012-09-07
Number of pages: 128
Author: Jay Sacher
Publisher: Chronicle Books

Download and read online How to Swear Around the World in PDF and EPUB This essential phrasebook collects the most colorful, explicit, and outrageous ways to tell people off in every part of the world. Featuring dozens of different languages, the sayings range from everyday swears to family curses to expressions for X-rated relations with animals. Phonetic pronunciation is provided so that readers can curse like a native, and handy illustrations provide visual guides to these foreign exclamations. Perfect for the international traveler who may need to wish an enemy a painful death, insult a person's grandmother, or accuse someone's mother of having intimate relations with bears in the forest.

The Complete Manual of Things that Might Kill You

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ISBN: 1601060351
Release Date: 2007
Number of pages: 191

Download and read online The Complete Manual of Things that Might Kill You in PDF and EPUB Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac's unique perspective on health. The world's worst maladies, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest hypochondriac's fantasy life. We're all going to die of something—why not choose an ailment that's rare and hard to pronounce?

Rude Hand Gestures of the World

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ISBN: 9781452110172
Release Date: 2011-10-21
Number of pages: 128
Author: Romana Lefevre
Publisher: Chronicle Books

Download and read online Rude Hand Gestures of the World in PDF and EPUB A hand gesture is arguably the most effective form of expression, whether you re defaming a friend's mother or telling a perfect stranger to get lost. Learn how to go beyond just flipping the bird with this illustrated guide to rude hand gestures all around the world, from asking for sex in the Middle East to calling someone crazy in Italy. Detailed photographs of hand models and subtle tips for proper usage make Rude Hand Gestures of the World the perfect companion for globe-trotters looking to offend.

You Have to Fucking Eat

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ISBN: 9781782116370
Release Date: 2014-11-12
Number of pages: 32
Author: Adam Mansbach
Publisher: Canongate Books

Download and read online You Have to Fucking Eat in PDF and EPUB From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.

Objects of Desire

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ISBN: 0764351044
Release Date: 2016-03-28
Number of pages: 272
Author: Rita Catinella Orrell
Publisher: Schiffer Publishing

Download and read online Objects of Desire in PDF and EPUB The world of erotic product design is revealed in this curated showcase of over 100 beautifully crafted objects and the creative minds behind them. The latest adult toys, jewelry, and accessories from leading companies, as well as intriguing prototypes, are featured. Each product, from high-tech gadgets to handcrafted pieces of art, is presented with concise descriptions in a minimal graphic format that emphasizes the flowing curves, materiality, and overall design of the products. Once taboo, sex toys are in the midst of a design revolution. Including a foreword by Sarah Forbes, curator at New York City s Museum of Sex, and in-depth interviews with leading sex bloggers, shop owners, and designers, the book will appeal to both fans of good design as well as "lovers" of good design interested in acquiring these pieces for their own collections."

How Not to Be a Dick

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ISBN: 9781936976027
Release Date: 2013
Number of pages: 191
Author: Meghan Doherty
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Download and read online How Not to Be a Dick in PDF and EPUB Offers practical advice for avoiding antisocial or unpleasant behavior in several common settings by communicating effectively, being considerate, respecting others, avoiding overgeneralization, taking responsibility, and helping others.