How to Tell If You Boyfriend is the Antichrist

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ISBN: 1594741409
Release Date: 2007-01
Number of pages: 112
Author: Patricia Carlin
Publisher: Quirk Books

Download and read online How to Tell If You Boyfriend is the Antichrist in PDF and EPUB Let's face it--lust can seriously impair your judgement. It's hard enough for most women to meet a sane, single, straight specimen--who has time to psychoanalyze a hot new guy on the horizon? Enter award-winning illustrator Patricia Carlin's edgy, impulse-dating humour guide for the hip, young and urban.A cross between The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, The Rules and He's Just Not That Into You, it teaches women to identify the warning signs associated with a spectrum of Mr. Wrongs, from cult leaders to polygamists, Trekkies, zombies and slackers.


How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity

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ISBN: 9781594746840
Release Date: 2014-04-01
Number of pages: 128
Author: Patricia Carlin
Publisher: Quirk Books

Download and read online How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity in PDF and EPUB The Internet offers an unprecedented opportunity for cats to become superstar “personalities” with revenue-generating multimedia brands—but only if you know how to cash in. With How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity, readers can unlock the secrets of grooming your kitty for success, creating a terrific viral video, managing your cat’s burgeoning stardom, and much more. Packed with practical tips and helpful diagrams, this indispensable resource shows how ordinary housecats can follow in the venerable pawprints of the Internet’s brightest stars.


The Islamic Antichrist

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ISBN: 9781935071129
Release Date: 2009
Number of pages: 280
Author: Joel Richardson
Publisher: WND Books

Download and read online The Islamic Antichrist in PDF and EPUB "In 'The Islamic Antichrist', Richardson exposes Western readers to the traditions of Islam and predicts that the end times may not be far away. His book will stun readers unaware of the similarities between the Antichrisst and the "Islamic Jesus." His research on the relationship between Christian end-time prophecy and Islamic expectations of world domination will shock readers and shape the debate over radical Islam for years to come. This is the book to read to understand Islam's potential role in fulfilling the prophecies of the Bible" --Cover, p. 2.


The Rule Book

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ISBN: 9781633756311
Release Date: 2016-05-09
Number of pages: 320
Author: Jennifer Blackwood
Publisher: Entangled: Embrace

Download and read online The Rule Book in PDF and EPUB Starr Media Second-Assistant Survival Guide 1. Don't call your hot boss the antichrist to his face. 2. Don't stare at hot boss's, um, package or his full sleeve of tattoos. (No. Really. Stop!) 3. Don't get on the malicious first assistant's bad side. 4. Don't forget to memorize the 300-page employee manual. 5. If you value your cashmere, steer clear of boss’s dog. 6. Boss’s dimples are lust-inducing. Do. Not. Give. In. 7. “The elevator ate your clothes” is not a valid excuse for showing up to important meetings half dressed. 8. Don't break seven of the rules within the first week of employment if you, ya know, are in dire need of money to support your sick mom. 9. Whatever you do, don’t fall for the boss. See rule eight about sick mom. 10. Never forget the rules. Each book in the Rule Breakers series is a standalone, full-length story that can be enjoyed out of order. Series Order: Book #1 The Rule Book Book #2 The Rule Maker


I Used To Miss Him But My Aim Is Improving

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ISBN: 9781440519086
Release Date: 2004-04-08
Number of pages: 256
Author: Alison James
Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Download and read online I Used To Miss Him But My Aim Is Improving in PDF and EPUB Breaking up is hard to do - but sweet revenge can make all the difference! With ever-increasing numbers of single people out there dating, hearts get broken every day. But today's woman needs more than a book of soppy affirmations to get her back on her feet and feeling great. I Used to Miss Him... is full of smart tips, sarcastic stories and hilarious ways to heal after a breakup. This book provides the sort of genuine advice you'd get from your best friend, but with a "rip his head off" attitude. By supporting a girl's right to be angry with her ex, this fun guide helps her rebuild her strength and confidence after he's gone. Features edgy advice on how to: Cash in on his lifelong guilt Look sexy and feel fabulous (then run into him at a party) Make an ex-boyfriend voodoo doll Lose the guy, keep the jewelry Advertise being single Stalk responsibly to keep him on his toes Maximize post-breakup pampering I Used to Miss Him... is the ultimate breakup survival guide for today's woman!


Android Karenina

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ISBN: 9781594744600
Release Date: 2010
Number of pages: 541
Author: Ben H. Winters
Publisher: Chronicle Books

Download and read online Android Karenina in PDF and EPUB When revolutionaries launch an attack on Russian high society's high-tech lifestyle, Anna Karenina and Count Alexei Vronsky must fight back with courage and a sleek new cyborg model like nothing the world has ever seen.


The Last Days According to Jesus

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ISBN: 080106340X
Release Date: 2000-10-01
Number of pages: 256
Author: R. C. Sproul
Publisher: Baker Book House Company

Download and read online The Last Days According to Jesus in PDF and EPUB A noted theologian examines the actual message of Jesus regarding the last days and his eventual return, showing how difficult these interpretations are and looking at such questions as who is the anti-Christ and when is the millennium.


Assassins

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ISBN: 1414341253
Release Date: 2011-03-16
Number of pages: 448
Author: Tim LaHaye
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Download and read online Assassins in PDF and EPUB The Tribulation Force continues to fight the forces of Antichrist.


The Destroyer

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ISBN: 1930004001
Release Date: 2016-08-17
Number of pages: 52
Author: Texe Marrs
Publisher: Rivercrest Publishing

Download and read online The Destroyer in PDF and EPUB We have been forewarned. For over 2,000 years our forefathers whispered in awed tones that he was coming. Now, the Destroyer is at hand.


The Broom of the System

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ISBN: 1101153539
Release Date: 2004-05-25
Number of pages: 480
Author: David Foster Wallace
Publisher: Penguin

Download and read online The Broom of the System in PDF and EPUB Published when Wallace was just twenty-four years old, The Broom of the System stunned critics and marked the emergence of an extraordinary new talent. At the center of this outlandishly funny, fiercely intelligent novel is the bewitching heroine, Lenore Stonecipher Beadsman. The year is 1990 and the place is a slightly altered Cleveland, Ohio. Lenore’s great-grandmother has disappeared with twenty-five other inmates of the Shaker Heights Nursing Home. Her beau, and boss, Rick Vigorous, is insanely jealous, and her cockatiel, Vlad the Impaler, has suddenly started spouting a mixture of psycho-babble, Auden, and the King James Bible. Ingenious and entertaining, this debut from one of the most innovative writers of his generation brilliantly explores the paradoxes of language, storytelling, and reality.


The Between Boyfriends Book

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ISBN: 1429972025
Release Date: 2007-04-01
Number of pages: 176
Author: Cindy Chupack
Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Download and read online The Between Boyfriends Book in PDF and EPUB The Between Boyfriends Book is an honest, hilarious look at the world of dating--and not dating--that will have fans rushing back for multiple copies to press on the psychic wounds of their afflicted friends. Chupack not only puts voice to the cheerful brutality that shapes young women's love lives, but creates bonus coinages to describe instantly recognizable dating tropes, such as: * "sexual sorbet": the first person you sleep with after a breakup to remove the taste of a bad relationship * "lone rangered": to have had a relationship end with no goodbye, no answers, just the vague feelings you have no idea who that man was * "premature 'we'jaculation": a common dating dysfunction where one member of the couple starts using "we" before the other is ready.


Nicolae

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ISBN: 1414341229
Release Date: 2011-03-16
Number of pages: 448
Author: Tim LaHaye
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Download and read online Nicolae in PDF and EPUB Continues the story of the Tribulation Force at near one-fourth of the way through their effort to battle evil.


How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

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ISBN: 9781473501966
Release Date: 2014-06-05
Number of pages: 112
Author: Chuck Sambuchino
Publisher: Random House

Download and read online How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack in PDF and EPUB There’s a new threat in town – and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless garden decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defence expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system – Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply – for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognising and interpreting the signs of a gathering horde and – in the event that a secured perimeter is breached – confronting and combating the attackers at close range.


Shadowbahn

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ISBN: 9780735212039
Release Date: 2017-02-14
Number of pages: 320
Author: Steve Erickson
Publisher: Penguin

Download and read online Shadowbahn in PDF and EPUB "Provocative throughout, alive with laughter and surprising in the ways it stirs the heart." - Washington Post "Erickson has mobilized so much of what feels pressing and urgent about the fractured state of the country in a way that feels fresh and not entirely hopeless, if only because the exercise of art in opposition to complacent thought can never be hopeless." - New York Times Book Review A chronicle of a weird road trip, a provocative work of alternative history, and a dazzling discography of the twentieth and twenty-first centuries, encompassing artists from Louis Armstrong and Billie Holliday to Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen, SHADOWBAHN is a richly allusive meditation on the meaning of American identity and of America itself. "Jaw-dropping," says Jonathan Lethem (Granta).


Counting by 7s

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ISBN: 9781101591352
Release Date: 2013-08-29
Number of pages: 400
Author: Holly Goldberg Sloan
Publisher: Penguin

Download and read online Counting by 7s in PDF and EPUB In the tradition of Out of My Mind, Wonder, and Mockingbird, this is an intensely moving middle grade novel about being an outsider, coping with loss, and discovering the true meaning of family. Willow Chance is a twelve-year-old genius, obsessed with nature and diagnosing medical conditions, who finds it comforting to count by 7s. It has never been easy for her to connect with anyone other than her adoptive parents, but that hasn’t kept her from leading a quietly happy life . . . until now. Suddenly Willow’s world is tragically changed when her parents both die in a car crash, leaving her alone in a baffling world. The triumph of this book is that it is not a tragedy. This extraordinarily odd, but extraordinarily endearing, girl manages to push through her grief. Her journey to find a fascinatingly diverse and fully believable surrogate family is a joy and a revelation to read. “Holly Goldberg Sloan writes about belonging in a way I’ve never quite seen in any other book. This is a gorgeous, funny, and heartwarming novel that I’ll never forget.”—John Corey Whaley, author of Where Things Come Back "Willow Chance subtly drew me into her head and her life, so much so that I was holding my breath for her by the end. Holly Goldberg Sloan has created distinct characters who will stay with you long after you finish the book."—Sharon Creech, Newbery Award-winning author of Walk Two Moons "In achingly beautiful prose, Holly Goldberg Sloan has written a delightful tale of transformation that’s a celebration of life in all its wondrous, hilarious and confounding glory. Counting by 7s is a triumph."—Maria Semple, author of Where’d You Go, Bernadette