Download and read online Calm the F ck Down in PDF and EPUB This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say. 21 single sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is," "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching," and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Be sure to check out Sasha's new release Chill the F*ck Out too! http: //amzn.com/1530103940
Download and read online Calm the F Ck Down in PDF and EPUB Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
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Download and read online Cheer the F ck Up in PDF and EPUB From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
Download and read online Calm the F ck Down in PDF and EPUB Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. This beautiful coloring book features: 40 Classic and Angry Swear Words to Color Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN."
Download and read online Chill the F ck Out in PDF and EPUB Coloring is the perfect way to relax and unwind. Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor and you have Chill the F*ck Out! Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep you laughing. Features: -32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through
Download and read online F ck Trump in PDF and EPUB Get your copy of the official coloring book of the resistance! Have the headlines since the election made you want to bury your head in the sand? Now you can relieve your stress and nurture your spirit with this beautiful and irreverent adult coloring book! It includes 25 single-sided adult coloring pages ranging from moderate to complex in detail. Images include birds, bees, flowers, animals, and more. Each page has #Resistance-bolstering text, such as "Her Choice," "Nasty Woman," "Impeach," and other humorous and subversive sayings. A portion of all proceeds is donated to an organization distinct from, but not entirely unlike, the USA Polite Freedom Society.
Download and read online F ck This I m Coloring in PDF and EPUB So, once again you've found yourself in a position where you couldn't say what you REALLY wanted to say. This adult language coloring book was designed to help you get through those insane moments of frustration. Filled with humor, defiance, and meditative qualities, "F*ck This I'm Coloring" lets you experience hours of solid swearing and coloring, striking illustrations ranging from simple shapes to advanced tangles of line art. Also, let loose with the "Dirty Talk" Templates where you can squiggle your own dirty doodles that will help you unwind and alleviate stress. This book also features "Marker Bleed Blockers" between each page to prevent most marker bleeds! Recommended tools: Color pencils Gel pens Markers (alcohol-based recommended)
Download and read online Sit the F ck Down and Color in PDF and EPUB This best selling adult coloring book will have you smiling in no time. Our swear word coloring book for adults contains some of Outrageous Katie's best graphic illustrations and swear words you wouldn't dare say in front of mom! Our book contains curse words that will make you laugh, giggle, and gasp. You never knew ugly words could be so pretty! You'll be telling everyone you know about this top seller in adult coloring books. Some of the words you'll be giggling over are: C*ckknocker Bullsh*t Jackas* D*ckcheese Limpd*ck And so many more! 100% orignal and hand drawn illustrations. 8.5"x11.0" book with images that fill the entire page. Fantastic gift for anyone with a sense of humor If you're looking for the best in adult swear word coloring books look no further. Please order your's today! ***Please know that our book contains curse words and is not intended for children.*** Tags: adult coloring books, swear word coloring books, swear word coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary, adult coloring books swear words, colroing books for adults, swear, cuss word coloring book, best sellers, mindfulness, meditation, relaxing, relax, stress relief, adult coloring book stress relief
Download and read online Another F cking Coloring Book in PDF and EPUB Rude, funny, and f*cking awesome! Another F*ing Coloring Book is perfect for anyone who knows that neither sunshine and kittens nor gardens and mandalas can fix everything. The funny, relatable swears and phrases that accompany the paisley patterns, meditative mandalas, and all that other shit will help you express your frustration with--or add your own dark shade of humor to--any situation. Whether you need to unwind after a hellish day or simply want to let the world know you've got better things to do with your time, you'll find a cheerfully profane and delightfully inappropriate image perfectly designed to calm you the f*ck down.
Download and read online Swear a Blue Streak in PDF and EPUB Irreverent Stress-Relieving SWEAR WORD Adult Coloring Book!Work out your stress on dozens of inappropriate swear words Coloring Pages designed for ADULTS!A relaxing, hilarious way to let off some steam. Let your inner artist out with this creative outlet-it's calming, soothing, and great Anti-Stress Therapy. The floral pictures and smiling adorable animals are an amusing contrast to the naughty words that are incorporated into every picture. Wishing you could tell off your boss, neighbor or significant other? Channel that stress in a constructive way, with a coloring picture that sums up everything you're feeling!Use almost any coloring tool (colored pencils, markers, gel pens, crayons, etc.)Tips Page: helpful hints to get the best results with a variety of coloring toolsMakes a great gift for colorists or a "gag gift" for your potty-mouthed friends! * Printed on smooth white paper * 26 Designs (which include flowers, cute animals, butterflies, etc.) * Single-sided pages * Generous 8"x10" pages, the perfect size for framing finished art * Variety of images, from intricate to simple, to fit every skill level and moodWords Included in this Coloring Book: * A--hat * A--hole * A--wipe * Bastard * Bitch * Bullsh-t * C-cks-cker * Crap * C-nt * Damn * D-ckhead * Dipsh-t * Douche Bag * Dumba-- * F-ck * F-ckwit * Jacka-- * Motherf-ck-r * Numbnuts * Peckerhead * Pencil D-ck * Piss Off! * P-ssy * Sh-t Eater * Sucka-- * Twat(Words are UNcensored in the book.)
Download and read online Go the Fuck to Sleep in PDF and EPUB Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old, and expectant*. (*You should probably not read this to your children.)
Download and read online Calm in PDF and EPUB Swear to Calm Down & Relax..."My middle finger salutes you." If you ever want to give your boss a middle finger, this unconventional adult coloring book is the perfect cure for the itch of your tender mind. The 26 pro-artists prepared illustrations match perfectly with the words and phrases you want to speak out loud but never dare to. Now it's THE time to remove your civilized mask and enjoy your true self. What the F*CK is really in this book of myth? Look Inside to find out now!
Download and read online Chance of Loving You in PDF and EPUB An anthology by three bestselling romance authors For Love of Money by Terri Blackstock Trying to launch her own design firm while waitressing on the side, Julie Sheffield was drawn to the kind man she waited on at the restaurant last night . . . until he stiffed her on the tip by leaving her half of a sweepstakes ticket. The Recipe by Candace Calvert Hospital dietary assistant Aimee Curran is determined to win the Vegan Valentine Bake-Off to prove she’s finally found her calling. But while caring for one of her patients—the elderly grandmother of a handsome CSI photographer—Aimee begins to question where she belongs. Hook, Line & Sinker by Susan May Warren Grad student Abigail Cushman has agreed to enter the annual Deep Haven fishing contest. She’s a quick learner, even if she doesn’t know the difference between a bass and a trout. But nothing could prepare her for competing against the handsome charmer she’s tried to forget since grief tore them apart. One chance for each woman to change her life . . . but will love be the real prize?
Download and read online Shut the F ck Up and Color in PDF and EPUB Shut the F*ck Up and Color! This is a coloring book devoted to each and every one of us and to both celebrate and chastise all the f'ing morons out there. The men and women who make your day a little bit worse. Let's collectively take a dump on the hood of their car. With each drawing we want you to do 2 things: 1. Write the name and email address of the POS (Piece of Shit) that inspired your coloring. (If you should choose to take a quick pic of your finished work and put it on Instagram, please add #CurseSwearColoringBook so we can appreciate your work!) 2. A short personal greeting from you to them. Make sure it's from the heart. In time, we shall see. But until then, show your support or contempt with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick! This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they're anything but. Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ. So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride! We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience. To help you bring your full art and color to life, we've left the outlines slightly gray instead of harsh black. Your ideas and the beauty you create are more important than the original designs. This is for you! MARKER NOTE: If you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They're easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We've chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper.