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Download and read online The World s All Time Best Collection of Good Clean Jokes in PDF and EPUB A collection of jokes and riddles, including "How do you make anti-freeze? Steal her blanket"
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Download and read online Jokelopedia in PDF and EPUB Presents a compendium of jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and puns for any occasion, and includes brief blurbs about comedians and successful comedic shows.
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Download and read online 777 Great Clean Jokes in PDF and EPUB Here's a sparkling collection of unsullied humor, ideal for any age and situation. Following in the footsteps of other best-selling Barbour joke books-such as Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes, The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes, and Knock, Knock, Who's There?-the entries in 777 Great Clean Jokes are categorized by topic and promise hours of fun and laughter for personal reading, church activities, and speech or sermon preparation.
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