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Download and read online All Time Awesome Collection of Good Clean Jokes for Kids in PDF and EPUB The king of comedic timing and punch lines, Bob Phillips, is back to share a clowning collection of jokes for kids of all generations. The humor factor is huge for each and every riddle, trick, and jovial joke in this gathering of fun. Whether a reader is ready to riddle or rhyme to infuse family time with something out of the ordinary, this inspiring resource of rollicking fun is for wise-crackers and anyone eager to laugh the time away.
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