Adulting

Filename: adulting.pdf
ISBN: 9781455516896
Release Date: 2013-05-07
Number of pages: 272
Author: Kelly Williams Brown
Publisher: Hachette UK

Download and read online Adulting in PDF and EPUB THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING GUIDE, WITH UPDATED MATERIAL AND A NEW FOREWORD If you graduated from college but still feel like a student . . . if you wear a business suit to job interviews but pajamas to the grocery store . . . if you have your own apartment but no idea how to cook or clean . . . it's OK. But it doesn't have to be this way. Just because you don't feel like an adult doesn't mean you can't act like one. And it all begins with this funny, wise, and useful book. Based on Kelly Williams Brown's popular blog, ADULTING, makes the scary, confusing "real world" approachable, manageable--and even conquerable. This guide will help you to navigate the stormy Sea of Adulthood so that you may find safe harbor in Not Running Out of Toilet Paper Bay, and along the way you will learn: What to check for when renting a new apartment--Not just the nearby bars, but the faucets and stove, among other things. When a busy person can find time to learn more about the world (It involves the intersection of NPR and hair-straightening.) How to avoid hooking up with anyone in your office--Imagine your coworkers having plastic, featureless doll crotches. It helps. The secret to finding a mechanic you love--Or, more realistically, one that will not rob you blind. From breaking up with frenemies to fixing your toilet, this way fun comprehensive handbook is the answer for aspiring grown-ups of all ages.


Almost Adulting

Filename: almost-adulting.pdf
ISBN: 9780062574121
Release Date: 2017-03-28
Number of pages: 208
Author: Arden Rose
Publisher: HarperCollins

Download and read online Almost Adulting in PDF and EPUB For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious guide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose. In Almost Adulting—perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies—Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include: Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person??????? Eating enough protein Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars Going on adventures without starting to smell How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though By the end of the book—a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork—you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!), but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.


Adulting 101

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ISBN: 1626494509
Release Date: 2016-08-15
Number of pages: 222
Author: Lisa Henry
Publisher:

Download and read online Adulting 101 in PDF and EPUB The struggle is real. Nick Stahlnecker is eighteen and not ready to grow up yet. He has a summer job, a case of existential panic, and a hopeless crush on the unattainable Jai Hazenbrook. Except how do you know that your coworker's unattainable unless you ask to blow him in the porta-potty? That's probably not what Dad meant when he said Nick should act more like an adult. Twenty-five-year-old Jai is back in his hometown of Franklin, Ohio, just long enough to earn the money to get the hell out again. His long-term goal of seeing more of the world is worth the short-term pain of living in his mother's basement, but only barely. Meeting Nick doesn't fit in with Jai's plans at all, but, as Jai soon learns, you don't have to travel halfway around the world to have the adventure of a lifetime. This is not a summer romance. This is a summer friendship-with-benefits. It's got pizza with disgusting toppings, Netflix and chill, and accidental exhibitionism. That's all. There are no feelings here. None. Shut up.


Oh the Adulting You ll Do

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ISBN: 1945355433
Release Date: 2016-12-06
Number of pages:
Author: Alissa Buoni
Publisher:

Download and read online Oh the Adulting You ll Do in PDF and EPUB Look at you, an #Adult, isn't it fun?! You're awesome, responsible, and tired all in one. Do you dream of the simpler days; you know it is true. Before you had all this #Adulting to do! When you were a kid you couldn't wait to grow up. Well don't you feel silly now drinking out of your coffee cup! Tell your kids and tell your friends, really any child, woman or man. Remember to slow down, and be a kid when you can. Oh, the #Adulting You'll Do....


Adulting Is Hard

Filename: adulting-is-hard.pdf
ISBN: 9781329845954
Release Date: 2016-01-21
Number of pages: 34
Author: Samantha Crosby
Publisher: Lulu.com

Download and read online Adulting Is Hard in PDF and EPUB Coloring book for adults with a diverse lexicon. 30+ pages of your favorite colorful curse words.


A is for Adventures in Adulting

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ISBN: 1544191367
Release Date: 2017-03-19
Number of pages: 60
Author: Anne Richardson
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Download and read online A is for Adventures in Adulting in PDF and EPUB Enjoy an alphabet of delightfully cynical cartoons that capture the thrills of being a responsible adult! Hot off the presses, this new adult coloring book is the perfect way to laugh, color, and relax. Unlike the complicated patterns of other adult coloring books, these simple, comical illustrations make for easy color choices and stress-free doodling! It includes 26 2-page spreads with illustrations of animals in adult situations. Though the humor is cynical, the language is safe to hang on your office wall or the fridge next to the kids' drawings. Double-sided pages give you more bang for your buck! Crayons or colored pencils are recommended. Tear one out and frame it in an 8x10! Here are some of the cartoons you'll color: A is for an Ant on an Airplane who couldn't get an Aisle seat D is for a Dinosaur at the Dog park, picking up poop K is for a Kangaroo Killing it at Karaoke night Q is for a Quail buying Quinoa in the bulk section Y is for a Yak doing Yoga


Adulthood Is a Myth

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ISBN: 9781449478964
Release Date: 2016-03-08
Number of pages: 112
Author: Sarah Andersen
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Adulthood Is a Myth in PDF and EPUB These casually drawn, perfectly on-point comics by the hugely popular young Brooklyn-based artist Sarah Andersen are for the rest of us. They document the wasting of entire beautiful weekends on the internet, the unbearable agony of holding hands on the street with a gorgeous guy, and dreaming all day of getting home and back into pajamas. In other words, the horrors and awkwardnesses of young modern life. Oh and they are totally not autobiographical. At all. Adulthood Is a Myth presents many fan favorites plus dozens of all-new comics exclusive to this book. Like the work of fellow Millennial authors Allie Brosh, Grace Helbig, and Gemma Correll, Sarah's frankness on personal issues like body image, self-consciousness, introversion, relationships, and the frequency of bra-washing makes her comics highly relatable and deeply hilarious.


Adulting Financially for Millenials

Filename: adulting-financially-for-millenials.pdf
ISBN: 9781543439007
Release Date: 2017-08-04
Number of pages: 70
Author: Zach Yereb
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Download and read online Adulting Financially for Millenials in PDF and EPUB OK, sooooo what do we do with our money? Our education system may think it’s important to teach topics such as physics and the Pythagorean theorem, but I think that for the 98% of Americans that will never use it, we need to cover the things 100% of Americans need, like balancing your budget and understanding your credit score—you know, that thingy you need to buy a house with. In this book, we will talk about that jackass of an elephant in the room (oh geez not Clinton or Trump—see what I did there?)—credit card debts and student loans, the things that give you the equivalent turbulent feeling of walking into the bathroom on a commercial airline flight simultaneously as the captain announces he’s turning the Fasten Seatbelt sign back on due to rough weather. What about life insurance? Retirement? I’m going to touch on everything you’re worried about (but not like a creepy doctor). Let me just make one thing clear: my intent is for you to understand you need to put a financial plan in place and that you need a financial advisor. Everyone’s financial situation is different, and everyone needs help. These are my own opinions (correct opinions, mind you). Statements and/or opinions in this publication are my own and are not affiliated or a reflection on the Department of Defense.


The Anti Adulting Coloring Book

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ISBN: 9781365304194
Release Date: 2016-08-20
Number of pages: 50
Author: Kierston Ghaznavi
Publisher: Lulu.com

Download and read online The Anti Adulting Coloring Book in PDF and EPUB A collection of over 20 original illustrations, ready to color. All illustrations by Kierston E. Ghaznavi


Adulting Is Hard

Filename: adulting-is-hard.pdf
ISBN: 9781329845954
Release Date: 2016-01-21
Number of pages: 34
Author: Samantha Crosby
Publisher: Lulu.com

Download and read online Adulting Is Hard in PDF and EPUB Coloring book for adults with a diverse lexicon. 30+ pages of your favorite colorful curse words.


Almost Adulting

Filename: almost-adulting.pdf
ISBN: 9780062574121
Release Date: 2017-03-28
Number of pages: 208
Author: Arden Rose
Publisher: HarperCollins

Download and read online Almost Adulting in PDF and EPUB For fans of Grace Helbig and Alexa Chung comes a fresh, hilarious guide to growing up your way from social media influencer and lifestyle vlogger Arden Rose. In Almost Adulting—perfect for budding adults, failing adults, and eaters of microwave mug brownies—Arden tells you how to survive your future adulthood. Topics include: Making internet friends who are cool and not murderers Flirting with someone in a way to make them think you are cool and not a murderer Being in an actual relationship where you talk about your feelings in a healthy manner??? To the other person??????? Eating enough protein Assembling a somewhat acceptable adult wardrobe when you have zero dollars Going on adventures without starting to smell How sex is supposed to feel, but, like, actually though By the end of the book—a mash-up of essays, lists, and artwork—you'll have learned not only how to dress yourself, how to travel alone, how to talk to strangers online, and how to date strangers (in PERSON!), but also how to pass as a real, functioning, appropriately socialized adult.


Adulthood for Beginners

Filename: adulthood-for-beginners.pdf
ISBN: 9781524704117
Release Date: 2017-05-02
Number of pages: 272
Author: Andy Boyle
Publisher: Penguin

Download and read online Adulthood for Beginners in PDF and EPUB "A hilarious guide to help young workers not be idiots....a guide to being an adult in the modern age." --Chicago Tribune Stop saying "adulting" -- and other life advice you didn't know you needed. But you do. It's no secret that being a grown-up can be hard. Most people spend a decade or more figuring out the unwritten rules of life through trial and error (mostly error). Does Andy Boyle have everything figured out? No. But the honest and good-natured advice in this genuinely helpful book will help any newly minted adult get through the hard parts faster, guaranteed. (Note: sorry, not literally guaranteed.) Topics include: * The A**hole Test * "Friend Zone," "Adulting," and Other Things to Stop Saying * Should I Get Back with My Ex? (Spoiler: No) * Networking Like a Not Gross Person * Failing Isn't Failure, and Other Mostly Good Rules to Live By * Don't Be Creepy Perfect for anyone who's ready to graduate into adulthood, or at least out of their mom's basement.


Adulting

Filename: adulting.pdf
ISBN: 1633261697
Release Date: 2017-10-03
Number of pages: 176
Author: Ellie Claire
Publisher: Ellie Claire

Download and read online Adulting in PDF and EPUB With a prayer and caffeine, you CAN adult today!


All Grown Up

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ISBN: 9780544824263
Release Date: 2017-03-07
Number of pages: 208
Author: Jami Attenberg
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Download and read online All Grown Up in PDF and EPUB From the New York Times best-selling author of The Middlesteins comes a wickedly funny novel about a thirty-nine-year-old single, childfree woman who defies convention as she seeks connection. Who is Andrea Bern? When her therapist asks the question, Andrea knows the right things to say: she’s a designer, a friend, a daughter, a sister. But it’s what she leaves unsaid—she’s alone, a drinker, a former artist, a shrieker in bed, captain of the sinking ship that is her flesh—that feels the most true. Everyone around her seems to have an entirely different idea of what it means to be an adult: her best friend, Indigo, is getting married; her brother—who miraculously seems unscathed by their shared tumultuous childhood—and sister-in-law are having a hoped-for baby; and her friend Matthew continues to wholly devote himself to making dark paintings at the cost of being flat broke. But when Andrea’s niece finally arrives, born with a heartbreaking ailment, the Bern family is forced to reexamine what really matters. Will this drive them together or tear them apart? Told in gut-wrenchingly honest, mordantly comic vignettes, All Grown Up is a breathtaking display of Jami Attenberg’s power as a storyteller, a whip-smart examination of one woman’s life, lived entirely on her own terms.


Who Is Rich

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ISBN: 9780812997996
Release Date: 2017-07-04
Number of pages: 336
Author: Matthew Klam
Publisher: Random House

Download and read online Who Is Rich in PDF and EPUB A provocative satire of love, sex, money, and politics that unfolds over four wild days in so-called “paradise”—the long-awaited first novel from the acclaimed author of Sam the Cat “I seriously, deeply love this book.”—Michael Cunningham Every summer, a once-sort-of-famous cartoonist named Rich Fischer leaves his wife and two kids behind to teach a class at a weeklong arts conference in a charming New England beachside town. It’s a place where, every year, students—nature poets and driftwood sculptors, widowed seniors, teenagers away from home for the first time—show up to study with an esteemed faculty made up of prizewinning playwrights, actors, and historians; drunkards and perverts; members of the cultural elite; unknown nobodies, midlist somebodies, and legitimate stars—a place where drum circles happen on the beach at midnight, clothing optional. Once more, Rich finds himself, in this seaside paradise, worrying about his family’s nights without him and trying not to think about his book, now out of print, or his future as an illustrator at a glossy magazine about to go under, or his back taxes, or the shameless shenanigans of his colleagues at this summer make-out festival. He can’t decide whether his own very real desire for love and human contact is going to rescue or destroy him. A warped and exhilarating tale of love and lust, Who Is Rich? goes far beyond to address deeper questions: of family, monogamy, the intoxicating beauty of children, and the challenging interdependence of two soulful, sensitive creatures in a confusing domestic alliance. Advance praise for Who Is Rich? “It’s amazing to wait so long for a book, and for it to be everything you wanted. The most singular quality of Matthew Klam’s writing is how alive it is. I loved every page of this book. It got into my bloodstream—and kind of destroyed me.”—Curtis Sittenfeld “What a thrill to experience the fusion of Matthew Klam’s fierce, kinetic prose with the mysteries of fatherhood and domesticity. Who Is Rich? is an electric amalgam of frustration and tenderness, wonder and rebellion: a paean to the obliterating power of parental love.”—Jennifer Egan “I’ve been eagerly awaiting another book by Matthew Klam—and here it is, and it’s a stunner. This, his first novel, is funny, dark, big, and bold. I read it straight through, with great pleasure and awe at all he knows about art, money, family, sex, kids, mortality, and shame. Who Is Rich? is not to be missed.”—Meg Wolitzer “By turns fierce, disturbing, and outright hilarious, Who Is Rich? is much more than a novel of midlife crisis; it’s a frank exploration of what it feels like to struggle as an artist and a man.”—Jonathan Tropper “Who Is Rich? is a tantalizing novel—acute and smart and stark, but mostly it’s unrelentingly funny about a large number of very inappropriate things.”—Richard Ford